Monthly Archives: August 2011

Whenever crew members go above and beyond the call of duty. We like to commend them for their heroic and selfless acts of courage. And so without any further ado, I’d like to thank our special team who battled Mother Nature, or to her close friends, Irene. Well done my hurricane hitmen!




After drafting Mary Schapiro, from the SEC, as my new first officer, she will need a like-minded crew worthy of her command. Therefore I have been searching for human females capable of filling that role. I have located a whole crop of them today. Here is part of their job interview. They are all exemplary (except for Miss Vermont).

I don’t understand it. You would think by now those in power would understand that they were put in their positions by others with even more power for one reason, and one reason only. To continue the lie, because the lie is more palatable. Yup — give the rabble something more tasty to chew on.

This is what happens when you forget your place:

S&P board fires CEO

Yes ……. this is the same thing that happened on Poluto. I will have to prepare some more FOR SALE signs.